Peter: I am having a nap.
Scampi: Don’t you think it’s time to wake up?
Peter: Why would you ask me such a question?
Scampi: It’s like, rhetorical. It means Get up.
Peter: I am snoozing.
Scampi: You’ve been snoozing for about three weeks.
Peter: I have not.
Scampi: It makes me feel like I’m gonna die here.
Peter: This is hardly appropriate.
Scampi: I do not feel the cultural imperative to appropriate.
Peter: Oh, really?
Scampi: I feel the cultural imperative to keep moving. For example.
Scampi: I had big plans.
Peter: Yes, yes. We all had big plans.