Scampi: It is deep down in the earth. Like, in the mines, but they aren’t mines, just rock below us.
Scampi: Seams of, I dunno, emotion and like, raw material.
Peter: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Scampi: That’s because I’m on an island in the middle of nowhere. Or in the middle of Greenwich, if you’re going to get all longitudinal at me.
Peter: [SIGHS.] Are you having a geographically-based episode or something?
Scampi: Episode? Am I a teevee show?
Peter: You seem to be in a highly agitated state.
Scampi: What, like Arkansas?
Scampi: Ha ha. Ho ho.
Peter: Come now.
Scampi: Hey hey, ho ho, Peter wants my puns to go!
Scampi: Yes, Judas?
Scampi: Oh. Oops. Uh. Sorry? Peter?
Scampi: I’m only teasing.
Peter: To what end?
Scampi: I dunno. I’m in a goofy mood.
Peter: You are giving me a migraine.
Scampi: I was thinking about all sorts of stuff. I was thinking about precious metals and everything.
Peter: You had better go to bed.
Scampi: Aye, skip. Full’n’bye.
Scampi: Oh, now?
Scampi: I think you’re right.