Scampi: What if you had been there and heard it on the radio?


Peter: And? What if I had?


Scampi: Actually, let’s abandon this line.


Peter: That should be quite simple.


Scampi: I don’t want to talk about the bombing of Coventry.


Peter: Okay.


Scampi: Horrible stuff.


Peter: What brings this up?


Scampi: Who cares?


Peter: Right.


Scampi: I don’t want to think about it, hearing the war on the radio.


Peter: I’m sure it would be nicer than hearing the war in your ears.


Scampi: What do you listen to the radio with? Your nose?


Peter: No.


Scampi: Well then.


Peter: SIGHS.


Scampi: It’s too hot.




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