Scampi: What if you had been there and heard it on the radio?
Peter: And? What if I had?
Scampi: Actually, let’s abandon this line.
Peter: That should be quite simple.
Scampi: I don’t want to talk about the bombing of Coventry.
Scampi: Horrible stuff.
Peter: What brings this up?
Scampi: Who cares?
Scampi: I don’t want to think about it, hearing the war on the radio.
Peter: I’m sure it would be nicer than hearing the war in your ears.
Scampi: What do you listen to the radio with? Your nose?
Scampi: Well then.
Scampi: It’s too hot.