Scampi: This is unusual.
Scampi: No, well, I guess it’s normal. Actually.
Scampi: Are you even listening to me?
Peter: [highly insulted]
Scampi: I’m tired.
Peter: Have some coffee.
Scampi: I did.
Peter: Oh. Well.
Scampi: You’re ignoring me.
Peter: I am not.
Scampi: You are you are you are. You are.
Peter: Stop that.
Scampi: I have the strangest dreams.
Scampi: I can’t even sleep.
Peter: Is it not necessary that you fall asleep in order to dream?
Scampi: I dunno.
Peter: I believe it is.
Scampi: And what do you know about it?
Peter: I have a certain amount of knowledge. At my disposal.
Scampi: A certain amount! Humph.
Peter: Rapid eye movement. The flowerings of the subconscious mind.
Scampi: Oh that.
Peter: What’s wrong with that?
Scampi: It has nothing to do with anything.
Peter: I believe this statement to be flawed.
Scampi: Ah, the fatal flaw!
Scampi: I can dream when I’m awake.
Peter: Well, there you have it.
Scampi: Prove me wrong.
Peter: No, no.
Scampi: Just try.
Peter: I am not engaging with this.
Scampi: This? Me?
Peter: The topic at hand.
Scampi: Oh, just back away. That’s right.
Peter: Why must you needle me?
Scampi: Do not.
Peter: Read any good books lately?
Scampi: Oh nothing.
Scampi: You wouldn’t believe the things I see.
Peter: While dreaming?
Peter: I see.
Scampi: You wouldn’t begin to know what to make of it.
Peter: I cannot say.
Peter: Of course, it is not as though I have never dreamed, myself.
Scampi: It’s almost that way.
Peter: Is that an insult?
Peter: I see.
Scampi: Can we take a nap?
Peter: It is the middle of the day.
Scampi: Who cares?
Scampi: Are your eyes closed?
Peter: I am going to prepare some coffee.
Scampi: Gimme some.
Peter: You may have coffee as well, if you wish.
Scampi: Thank you.
Peter: You’re welcome.
Scampi: I’m going to go to sleep right now.
Peter: I would prefer if you didn’t.
Peter: That is my preference.
Scampi: Are you glad we altered our course?
Peter: We altered our course?
Scampi: Yes. Eastward.
Scampi: We go where the wind blows.
Peter: We appear to.
Scampi: This way.
Peter: East is fine.
Scampi: It had better be.