Scampi: Ever since you broke your right hand, you’ve been acting different.


Peter: What are you talking about?


Scampi: You wish to be elected king.


Peter: I stopped listening to you three weeks ago.


Scampi: Yes.  When you broke your hand.  And now you want to become king of anodyne.  It’s all clingfilm and beige suits from here on in.


Peter:  To think I admired you!  Well, now I despise you!


Scampi: I told you this would happen.

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